205. At A Shower?

I met Melinda for an IUD removal, which appeared to have migrated and penetrated the uterine wall, causing pain.  Though usually simple--just a gentle tug, this malpositioned IUD could be a problem. It seemed to come out easy enough but she experienced moderate discomfort. But it was out.

Then the retrospectively questionable decision to insert a new one at the same visit--she did need contraception, after all.  This insertion was painful and a week of persistent pain led to the IUD removal.

Unexpectedly the pain continued.  Blood tests did not show any infection, nor did an ultrasound reveal any abnormality. The patient requested increasing amounts of narcotics, as many as 70 tablets in one month.  With no explanation for the pain and with a history of opioid addiction, we decided to limit narcotics, first to 40 per month, then 30, and so on.

That's when she came and said her purse, with all the pills in it, had been stolen while at a friend's baby shower.  We've heard stories of pills being lost when a patient stood over a toilet while shaking a few out of the vial, and of pills stolen from a locked car or from a high alcohol density weekend party. But at a shower?

Whatever, during these tapering down or in some cases steady state prescriptions, we make it very clear that no early refills will be made no matter what.  We call that a pain contract.